I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
My mom just informed me that my first word was “quote” so I’m going to make sure my last word before I die will be “unquote”
you have been blessed with a rare and epic opportunity
ive been fired from taco bell 4 separate times but i keep just showing up for work and they forget
[AGGRESSIVELY CARES FOR YOU FROM A DISTANCE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]
